That's not me!

For all of you who have been asking if that's me on that video, "Bethani King & Alex Heaton accompanied by Sierra King." The answer is No! Its just another unfortunate case of mistaken internet identity. I know the video is a little grainy, but seriously. First of all, I don't play flute or clarinet nearly that well. Secondly, the video is dated February 24th, 2006. Well Sherlock, On February 24th I had to work late and there is no way I would have been able to make it all the way from Redmond to Chehalis and get all dressed up in time for the concert. And thirdly, none of these girls even look like me. *Make sure your speakers are on*

aheaton.com is live!

Congratulations to Alex Heaton for launching aheaton.com! Alex sent me a mail to let me that his new site is live.

If there are any doctors reading this in the Hudson Valley area that need a new PC or server setup, then Alex is your man!

Welcome to the Official Alex Heaton Blog

Welcome to the official Alex Heaton blog. This is your place to get the latest news on me and other Alex Heaton’s throughout the world. There are alot of Alex Heaton Web site's out there, but this is only authorized one (by me). But, this is just not about me but for all of the other Alex Heaton's in the world. If you are an Alex Heaton (or someother international variation like Alexi Heatonovitch) and want me to link to your blog or share some news, then let me know.

Who are the other Alex Heatons? That's a good question because I've never met one myself, but according to Google rankings these are the top 5.

1. Alex Heaton (http://www.alexheaton.co.uk/)
   This guys seems to be some kind of UK pumpkin head with a cutting edge circa 1998 Web site. I wonder what he's been up to for the last decade? Com'n Alex, my readers want to know.
   


2. Alexander Heaton (http://www.artshole.co.uk/alexanderheaton.htm)
   Another UK art geek, who, according his artist statement, has tapped into the soothing power of alien imagery. "Alien structures counteract this fear [the fear of the fear of being exposed to the vastness of nature] by opposing the natural order and remind the viewer of distantly unreal spatial realms."
   
   
   (Why are other Alex Heaton's such freaks?)


3. Alex Heaton (www.alexheatonracing.com)
   By far the most bad ass Alex Heaton. This guy, also a brit, is a professional motorcycle racer, with his own coat of arms!
   


4. Alex Heaton (Your Truly)
   Work related blog post http://windowsvistablog.com/blogs/windowsvista/archive/2007/06/03/teched-2007-day-one-microsoft-desktop-optimization-pack-update.aspx



5. Alex Heaton (http://house.louisiana.gov/H_Reps/members.asp?ID=95)
   The only Alex Heaton so far that wears a tie, also happens to be the most sleazy. This Alex Heaton is a member of the Louisiana House of Representatives, representing New Orleans. Alex's claim to fame seems to be that he is faithful represenative for Big Alcohol and Big Tobacco, which I'm sure are the to most important issues facing the citizens of New Orleans. Poor Alex just had his bill to re-allow smoking in New Orleans's bars rejected http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4200/is_20070504/ai_n19064439. I remember a few years ago when I went to alexheaton.com it was a Web site bashing this guy for supporting Big Alcohol.
   
   

There you have it folks, the top 5 Alex Heaton's of August 2007, unless of course you use Live.com, which you should, in which case, I am numero uno!